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The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out myToybox, consult mylist of tags, or jump tothe worst stuff I’ve triedormy favorites.
Let me teach you things! Such as how tobecome a savvy sex toy shopperandavoid sex toys that will poison you.
Ramblings, usuallyabout sex toys, sometimes aboutmy gaping vagina, sometimes aboutsex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories includeDisingenuous AssholesandTrue Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
7-year blogiversary giveaway — win one of 30 rad sex toys!
I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October and therefore time for me togive away a pile of sex toys in celebration of my blogging anniversary. Have you forgotten? Or are you just patiently waiting for this post?
WELL, IT IS HERE.
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Each year, I refine this giveaway, and each year I ask myself, “how can this giveaway best benefit my readers?†That’s why I decided this year to do individual prizes, so there will be a grand total of 30 winners. 30 of you will win 30 of the best sex toys on the planet. No big deal.
I’ve got everything here from vibrators to dildos to butt plugs to harnesses and prostate toys, gift cards for the indecisive and a porn membership for the pervs! I’m giving away the usual favorites, like theMona 2andPure Wand, and fresh new stuff I’ve never given away before, such as thenjoy Eleven,LELO LokiandHugo,L’Amourosa Rosa,Crystal Delights Minx Tail,Liberator Wedge,Fun Factory Tiger G5,Minna Ola,Spareparts Tomboi, andOhMiBod blueMotion NEX|2. Plus, more than half the prizes are available to my international readers!
If you don’t win, I’m going to have a neat consolation prize for you fromFlirtmoji!
How to enter: Read about each of the prizes below, choose your very favorite (carefully — you can’t change your pick after you’ve entered), then enter using thewidget.
This giveaway ends onTuesday, November 17that 11:59 pm PST.
BIG THANKS to the companies who donated:LELO,SheVibe,Lovehoney,Tantus,Minna,Smitten Kitten,We-Vibe,Spareparts Hardwear,Fun Factory,Fleshlight,Vixen Creations,Pink & White,OhMiBod,Crystal Delights,L’Amourose,Babeland,njoy,Early to Bed,Good Vibrations, andVibratex!
TheLELO Mona 2, donated byLELO.
I never tire ofgiving away Monas. This unstoppable vibrator is versatile as fuck, with a vibration range that could suit almost anyone. It’s so good it inspired a hashtag,#dumphimbuyaMona,and Iown three of them.
Thenjoy Pure Plugin your choice of size, donated byLovehoney.
One time I joked about the stainless steel Pure Plug staying with me after I die, placed in a nook next to my urn. I do not regret this. This butt plug is everything a butt plug should be.
A$100gift cardtoEarly to Bed!
Get a cool hundred to spend at an indie sex shop run by one of the sweetest (andmost hilarious) people I’ve met in the industry. Their selection is curated and top notch.
TheEroscillator 2 Plus, donated bySmitten Kitten.
Look past its fugly exterior to the toy within — this toy oscillates, and it feels different and deeper than a traditional vibrator. Plus it hasstood the test of time, holding up as one of the greatest clitoral stimulators I’ve ever tried, even though it’s been 6 years since I reviewed it.
Open to winners in the US, UK, Australia, New Zealand, and Japan.
TheNew York Toy Collective dildoof your choice, donated bySheVibe.
Silicone realistic dildos with bendable inner cores? That you can packandplay with? Yes, it’s true, and the cushion of these dildos makes them awesome for strap-on play.
Open to winners in the US, UK, Canada, and Australia.
TheLELO Hugo, donated byLELO.
Debuting to rave reviews, LELO’s latest prostate toy is freakishly powerful and controlled via remote, so you can buzz your prostate into oblivion from afar (or near).
Thenjoy Pure Wand, donated bynjoy.
Oh, only the toy that has taught millions1 of vaginas to squirt. Just one of the greatest G-spotting dildos of all time. Your G-spot will sing like a choir of angels. Whatever.
A$150 gift cardtoTantus!
If you’re in need of high-quality silicone dildos and butt plugs (and who isn’t?), this gift card is for you. Oh dang, what will you get in theirawesome online shop? TheCush? Something else from theirdual-density O2 line? So many possibilities!
TheLELO Siri 2, donated byLELO.
Finally upgraded with a more powerful motor, LELO’s humble little Siri is now a contender for best rechargeable clitoral vibe on the market!
My world changed when I discovered hands-free orgasms thanks to two toys in this collection — the Dusk “butt plug†and Tango vibrator combined.
TheL’Amourosa Rosa, donated byL’Amourose.
Deeply rumbly vibrations surpassing most other sex toys on the scene. If you’ve been dissatisfied with vibrators before, this one’s for you.
TheCrystal Delights Minx Tailof your choice, donated byCrystal Delights.
A glorious glass butt plug with a tail attached, just for you! Which will Katie Peachesa be — apony tail, abunny tail, or afluffyfur tail?
Ayear membership toCrash Pad Series, donated byPink & White.
Yeah. I’m jealous of this prize. Crash Pad Series is full of sizzling hot queer porn and they have sorting options up the wazoo — so if you want to see a scene starringChelsea Poe(swoon)or featuring strap-ons, you cando thatin 2 seconds flat.
AFleshlightof the winner’s choice, donated byFleshlight.
The years go by, and the Fleshlight remains the gold standard for my most treasured penis owner (my boyfriend). With this prize, you have your pick of the litter.
A $100gift certificatetoSheVibe!
Not seeing the toy of your dreams on this list?SheVibestocks pretty much every good sex toy on earth, including some obscure yet awesome brands.They rule.
TheWe-Vibe Touch, donated byWe-Vibe.
It may look like a potato, but don’t be fooled — it’s a petite rechargeable vibe equipped with enough oomph to satisfy.
TheLELO Loki, donated byLELO.
The brand new BUTT MONA! For your butt! With a flared base! Because you should put vibrating things in your butt! Also, thatblue.
Thenjoy Eleven, donated bynjoy.
It weighs three pounds. You can kill intruders with it. You can also stuff your orifices to the brim with it, if you dare — this stainless steel beast is 2″ in diameter at its widest part.
TheComet II Wand, donated bySheVibe.
This silicone-dipped vibrator is disgustingly good at G-spotting. The drag of the silicone is amazing at replicating the “come hither†motion that G-spots love.
Open to winners in the US, UK, Canada, and Australia.
The Stronic Eins does not vibrate; it THRUSTS. And if you prop it up against a pillow,you don’t even have to hold it. I often crave it specifically — a sure sign of excellence in my household.
TheLiberator Throe, donated byBabeland.
The most water-resistant sex blanket available today. You, too, can experience the peace of mind that comes with having a Throe under your butt.
TheTiger G5, donated byFun Factory.
I am super impressed with this latest offering from Fun Factory. Incredibly powerful, flexible, and intuitive, the Tiger is a triumph of modern vibrator-making.
AVixSkindildo of your choice, donated byVixen Creations.
Ooh, friend, if you haven’t experiencedVixSkindual-density silicone yet, you must. It will spoil you for life. Choose from any of Vixen’s amazing designs — my favorites are theBuck,Mustang, andMaverick.
TheSpareparts Hardwear Joque harness,donated bySpareparts Hardwear.
So comfortable, so adjustable, so perfect. This harness makes strap-on sex worth having.
TheMinna Ola, donated byMinna.
Wanna record your own vibration patterns and play them back against your genitals? Okay! Ola can do that!
The(Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable, donated byVibratex.
The Magic Wand is one of the strongest vibrators ever — loved by those with clitsandthose with penises. I fell in love all over again when they introduced a rechargeable version this year. YES, GOOD.
Open to winners in the US and Canada.
TheOhMiBod blueMotion NEX|2, donated byOhMiBod.
One of my favorite mid-range vibrators isOhMiBod’s Lovelife Cuddle, which has just recently been given fancy schmancy long-distance control capabilities in theNex|2! The possibilities, yesssss…
TheSpareparts Hardwear Tomboi,donated bySpareparts Hardwear.
Wanna fuck, but still wanna look like the cutest queer on the block? Boom: the Tomboi underwear harness.
TheLiberator Wedge,donated byGood Vibrations.
Sex positions becoming infinitely better — and oh my god, easier — when you have a Wedge lying around. Truly, one of the unsung heroes of my repertoire.
TheVibratex Mystic Wand, donated byVibratex.
The mighty Mystic Wand is my favorite battery-operated wand vibrator. When you’re on a business trip and you need something small yet powerful to whip out and appreciate in a hotel room, this toy is your ticket.
Open to winners in the US and Canada.
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